Quick, by a show of hands . . . who likes to engage in adult copulation? Gain a little carnal knowledge? Get some nookie? Get busy with coitus? Have a go at a lil’ bowchickawowwow?

We may be in midlife, but our lady parts didn’t just up and disappear. True, they may not work like they used to, but still . . . 

Midlife whoopie is the best — you can do it all you want, short of rubbing yourself raw, and you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant. How cool is that?