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Singin’ The Menopause Blues

Let’s face it ladies: menopause blows. If we’re not suffering through hot flashes, we’re battling fatigue. If our moods aren’t swinging wildly to and fro like a pendulem, we’re near tears because that one chocolate cookie we ate last night added 10 pounds to our once svelte frame. If our vajayjay isn’t as dry as the Mohave Desert, then our digestive tracts are suffering an intense unwanted overhaul.

Yeah, menopause blows.

goodbye menopause

So what’s a woman to do? Suffer through it with a smile plastered on our face, all the while inside our head we’re screaming bloody murder? I think not.

Despite what we may think while in the throes of it, menopausal symptoms are manageable. For that, we can breathe a sigh of relief, shout “Yesssss!” from the rooftops and eat an entire half gallon of ice cream (make mine caramel praline crunch, please). That was the good news. Now for the bad: you still have to go through menopause to reach the Post-Menopausal Promised Land. But not to worry; if you’re in menopause, chances are you’re having or will have at least one of the symptoms below. Whether your mom warned you or not, the infographic below offers up solutions for eight symptoms of menopause.

Take heart, ladies. Life is not over; it’s just the beginning of this brand new song!

14-HHB-133-Menopause-Infographic_FNL1Infographic: Cleveland Clinic

 

Comments

  1. Rena McDaniel says

    I’ve just started through the gates of hell. So far, so good for me. All though I have experienced quite a few of these they haven’t been to bothersome yet. That may change tomorrow! Great information

    • Valerie Albarda says

      “The gates of hell…” LOL. Yes, I’m there too, Rena, although I’ve been visiting this fresh new hell for a couple of years. I hope I’m on the downswing of this nightmare!

  2. Z says

    I enjoyed reading this because this is real life for me, as well as a lot of other women. Rena, your comment is absolutely hilarious! I couldn’t have said it any better. #GFEpart2

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